In Heaven, Everyone Gets a Resident Beach Sticker
Friday, August 24, 2007

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This is what happens when you give Christians a pail, a shovel and a weekend off. There's probably some deep metaphor that we could derive from sculpting the Last Supper out of sand (ashes to ashes, dust to dust...something like that), but it's Friday, so we're not going to bother.

He died for your sins...

Jesus gets his close up...

Amen.

Always Tip the Help.

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